You’re probably wondering, after seeing all the fantastic new articles up on the site, exactly where copies of the physical paper are hiding. The paper is actually completely laid out and ready to go, thanks to our wonderful layout team who sacrificed all that time they could have been revising the week before term began, but due to some financial problems we’ve not yet been able to go to print. We’re endeavouring to fix this problem as soon as possible, but in the meantime you can read all the Easter articles online and discuss them with each other. Hopefully the new paper will be arriving in your porters’ lodges, pigeonhole rooms and wherever else your college might keep newspapers soon.
Thanks for your understanding!